Twits Hitters

Joking Around

• We never really grow up. We only learn how to act in public.
• A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a workstation.
• I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks.
• Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says, “In case of emergency, notify . . .” I put “DOCTOR.”

Courtesy of http://www.txestore.com and Home Control